About me

I live and work in glorious Leicestershire with my wife and two children.

Outside of work I enjoy watching stand-up comedy, current affairs, writing poetry, reading, weight training and "playing" the ukulele and bass guitar.

In a previous life I was a dangerous golfer who worked his way up to being a very bad golfer.

I write jokes. These jokes are so bad I'm currently wanted by the joke police on 4 continents.


This site was written in C# using ASP.NET MVC 4 on Microsoft Visual Studio 2019.


  • JQuery
  • Bootstrap

Questions? Comments? Enquiries? Fire an email to staticola at gmail dot com.