About me
I live and work in glorious Leicestershire with my wife and two children.
Outside of work I enjoy watching stand-up comedy, current affairs, writing poetry, reading, weight training and "playing" the ukulele and bass guitar.
In a previous life I was a dangerous golfer who worked his way up to being a very bad golfer.
I write jokes. These jokes are so bad I'm currently wanted by the joke police on 4 continents.